Steve Ballmer discovers classified documents under seat of car
"Luckily, I usually lock my car. So my box of Bob was safe!”
Lawyers for Steve Ballmer, the ex-CEO of Microsoft Corporation, announced on Tuesday that the boisterous tech executive is the latest public figure to discover previously unknown classified government documents.
“I guess I should have cleaned out my car sooner,” exclaimed Ballmer. “I also found two french fries and a copy of Microsoft Bob down there! Luckily, I usually lock my car. So my box of Bob was safe!”
When asked how classified government documents found their way under the drivers seat of his car, Ballmer answered by saying, “This sort of thing happens to everybody, you know? How do french fries end up down there? How does anything end up down there?! Life is full of mysteries.”
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